122700

Joke of the Day

"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember"

"If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?"

"So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him ""C'mon! Mufasa""! Edited for a bit more for clarity.."

"My English teacher is living proof that Grammar Nazis still exist. Sorry... Alt-Write."

"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."

"I was thinking of telling you guys a gay joke. Butt fuck it..."

"Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone."

"If you're going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty."

"Why weren't you at the Halloween party? My costume was a black father so I couldn't be there."

"What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head? Duck."