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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients? Omelette you figure it out"

"I can't be the only person who hears the phone ringing and says ""oh fuck, what NOW?"""

"I got the job even though I kept telling them I'm not a plumber. It took awhile to sink in."

"Want to hear a joke? Pussy."

"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"

"Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant? Because they have no pits."

"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."

"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday... I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."""

"What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas? You only get presents from one set of grandparents."

"Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out."