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Joke of the Day
"How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place."
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"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"What is a gay man's favorite vacation site? He loves to go to Bankok."
"knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn"
"My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver."
"I finally Understand Math Me: wow i finally understand math *moves on to next question* Me: what the hell is this"
"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."
"What is the new LGBT flavor enhancer for cunnilingus? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) creme brulee"
"What the best thing about pedophiles? They always drive slowly near schools"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesars"