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Joke of the Day
"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."
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"How do you make five pounds of fat attractive? You put a nipple on it."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today"
"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"
"What do you get when you travel a long way with a kung fun hero, and breathe heavily next to a guy named Russ? Miley Cyrus."
"Are all females on twitter moms? Is my mom here? Mom? You there doin drunk tweets?"
"What do you call a group of blind German kids? Not-sees"
"If I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans sorry giraffe but I gotta do what's best for me"
"Quickest way to offend a Jew you tell them Noweh!"
"Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit? On The Wire."