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Joke of the Day
"Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?"
Next Joke
"Want to know how copper wire was invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group is thinking of joining a 10k and I really don't like them."
"Mountains... They peaked years ago"
"Sometimes a man has needs that can't be fulfilled in the home. [goes to animal shelter and pets all the cats]"
"Me: Screw you, Tuesday! Tuesday: I have a boyfriend."
"What did one depressed saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support before people think we're nuts!"
"strange love! Muhammad Ali said that he loved human beings but every time he beat the shit out of every human in the ring. I guess love finds many ways to express itself."
"What do call a whore in Alaska? An eskihoe"
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed and laughed Then i remembered that my wife and I had different dentists."