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Joke of the Day

"What's a mimes favorite class at school? Speech and debate"

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"What do you call a Christian who comes to your door to sell you vacuum cleaners? A Jehoover's Witness"
"I once met a dyslexic atheist... ...he didn't believe in dog."
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
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