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Joke of the Day
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
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"What do you call a happy prosecutor? Smiles Edgeworth."
"What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy? Agoofaloofagus"
"Decks. Because I like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit."
"i sold all my lizards to buy my girlfriend a Toyota Tundra but she sold her drivers license to buy me a awesome obstacle course for lizards"
"I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it. Grounds for divorce."
"Him: God you smell good, what is that? Me: chicken nuggets"
"How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal? handsfree"
"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."
"Going to a party tonight, but keeping it mellow. One or two glasses of cocaine and that's it."