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Joke of the Day

"What does a fat person and hitler have in common? Neither of them can finish a race"

"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time For shits and giggles."

"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."

"Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally."

"If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black."

"My girlfriend said she's fed up of me pretending im a detective, and we should split up... I told her that's a great idea, we can cover more ground that way."

"What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!"

"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"

"How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys."

"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."