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Joke of the Day
"Where do bros go for spring break? Gainzville."
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"Made a pizza today with Indian bread It was like Naan other"
"My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone"
"Whoever invented the iPhone charge cord is probably the same shitlord who invented the Capri Sun pouch."
"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist."
"My kid spilled milk in the back of my car last week ... Now I tell people it has a stinky dairy-air."
"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? The chosen Juan."
"Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners? Because they don't have attachments!"
"[Playing spin the bottle] ""Ok so Fred has to kiss..."" [Bottle spins out of control, goes back in time & lands at the last supper] ""...Jesus"""
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now"