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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about a German sausage? Nevermind, it's my wurst joke"

"That Indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all... It was quite daal."

"ruins all credibility when a rapper says he's ""depressed"" in a song. know who else is depressed? my 14 year old son Greg"

"After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds. Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo."

"I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems."

"hey pepe hi my name is lyora"

"""sin"" asked ""cos"" what should they do tonight ""tan"" or ""cot""?"

"People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

"You guys hear about that new broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation!"