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Joke of the Day
"Shaq just described himself as a geek. The word has officially lost all meaning,"
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"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."
"I didn't flan on getting divorced and now my wife wants custardy and she's pudding our kids in the middle :("
"Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food? He only sold left wings."
"That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer... Killer: ""Turn down that dark road down there."" Rapist: ""I was planning on it..."""
"I can't stop reading things as if there were a punchline.. See what I mean?"
"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."
"What does a soviet call someone with good vision? Glasnots."
"Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps? I've heard it's pretty lit."
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