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Joke of the Day

"Just tried to even up my sideburns and now I'm a hairless cat."

"Any golf jokes? Was hoping you guys would have a few golf jokes for when I play my first game tomorrow. From PG to R rated is fine with me ;)"

"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."

"Which American president was not guilty? Lincoln, he was in a cent"

"*you see a bear approaching you* Quick play dead! *bears comes running up* Oh god! OH GOD! What's happening!? Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?"

"Actual men and women are extinct. Too many insecure, narcissistic, attention seeking shit lords roam this earth and I want to vomit."

"Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie"

"A Canadian and a Saudi Arabian had a baby... They named it Yasir Youbetcha"

"PETER PIPER: honey i picked another peck of pickled peppers WIFE: [motioning to pantry already full of peppers] peter literally what the fu"

"I bought my friend a new computer screen for Xmas. His New Year resolution is 1920 x 1080."