104956

Joke of the Day

"Any golf jokes? Was hoping you guys would have a few golf jokes for when I play my first game tomorrow. From PG to R rated is fine with me ;)"

"Steve Jobs will be back He's an Android afterall."

"What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery? She soldered on."

"What do you call a girl that can suck a lemon through a garden hose? Sweethaert. (an old one but still very very good)"

"Women are like guns keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it."

"my dad told me this one Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table , then a chair"

"I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband."

"I saw myself naked in the mirror. And now my hand isn't in the mood."

"You know you're awesome when Facebook suggests people you have already had sex with."

"North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine Woops, wrong sub"