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Joke of the Day

"The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator."

"What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide? Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together."

"So I heard Nicki Minaj once wanted to kill herself. And her song comes on and I think why didn't she?"

"*Shrek pre-production meeting* Producer: Do we have a name for the dragon yet Guy who named the donkey ""Donkey"": I was thinking Dragon sir"

"Big trouble in my kitchen tonight. The pot called the kettle black. The cup called the mug white. And they both called the teabag gay."

"Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said ""Hell I'm no actor and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"""

"Wow, your teeth are white. Thanks. I'm just curious, what color were you expecting?"

"How do all races end in the desert? In a cacti!"

"[commercial] WOMAN: have u ever wondered what would happen if a car alarm could swim? NARRATOR: geese"