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Joke of the Day
"Which American president was not guilty? Lincoln, he was in a cent"
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"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"
"Why do men like BMWs? Because they can spell it. LOL LOL"
"I spent the entire day throwing darts at a picture of my wife. *wife phones* Wife: What you doing? Husband: Missing you."
"Blonde in laundromat asks to have a sweater cleaned. Attendant : ""Come again ?"" ( not hearing ) Blonde: ""Nope, Just mustard this time"""
"If I was a coach, time outs would be awkward silences ending with, ""So, any good YouTube stuff?"""
"How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli."
"Why hang Wanted posters in the post office? We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps."
"My gran keeps banging on about the dangers of the modern world, apparently when she was young she never had to secure her back entrance. What a slag."
"Putting juice in the fridge is fine but put it in the oven and you're literally Hitler"