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Joke of the Day

"A Canadian and a Saudi Arabian had a baby... They named it Yasir Youbetcha"

"Why did brass and steel team-up together during the war? Because they were alloys."

"Why did the French fry call the police? Because it was a(salt)ted."

"I saw that they were opening a new beauty store in Boston. I think it was called ""Boston balmer"""

"What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common? They're still talking about what happened in 1982."

"Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab? He was hooked on phonics."

"Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings."

"I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later"

"Why was the cotton candy singing? Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj"

"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."