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Joke of the Day
"A Canadian and a Saudi Arabian had a baby... They named it Yasir Youbetcha"
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"Me: my doctor says if I get annoyed I could die You: so you can't watch that YouTube link? Me: I'm saying it's dangerous to even send them"
"a cute girl stopped behind my laptop as I was full screen on a pic of bread and I didn't know what to say so I stammered out ""I like bread"""
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"One man's sarcastic answer, is another man's stupid question"
"When writing your calculus exam, make sure you don't sit between twins. Because you might not be able to differentiate between them."
"Dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son? I don't know son, ask your grandfather..."
"WIFE- Without Information Fighting Everytime :)"
"What do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero."
"Oxygen went on a date with potassium. It went OK."