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Joke of the Day
"American Pharroah walks into a bar... The bartender says "" i'm not even going to ask..."""
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"what's the most common allergy among gay men? Heeeeeeyyyy fever."
"How do you stretch your back? ""I don't know."" **shrugs*"
"Your mom is like this joke old and overused"
"What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas? ...Baaaaaahumbug"
"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine..."
"Bad porn is like bad spaghetti It's overdone, the noodles are soft, and it's *waaaaaaay* to saucy for my tastes."
"Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime."
"The wood necromancer thought he had the upper hand when he trapped the clerics in his log cabin... But all too soon, the tables had turned."
"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."