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Joke of the Day
"Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime."
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"I'm the Neighbor the news interviews who says the family that was murdered deserved it bc they wore holiday turtlenecks."
"What do you call herpes on a scarecrow? A corn on the cob"
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke."
"What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !"
"What do you call a joke with no punch line?"
"What did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip. ;)"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""
"What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise."
"So a guy goes to the doctor to get a physical and the doctor says, ""Holy shit you have five penises, how do your pants fit?"" The guy replies, ""Like a glove."""