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Joke of the Day

"Bad porn is like bad spaghetti It's overdone, the noodles are soft, and it's *waaaaaaay* to saucy for my tastes."

"Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs."

"I was thinking of opening up a restaurant that only serves burnt pizza its called Pompie"

"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."

"Dutch girl I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting."

"My dad works on Nukes and told me this today What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project? Yellow Cake"

"Girls are like an internet virus... ...they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile..."

"They have free mints in the movie theater bathrooms. Wife: ""GROSS, who eats mints from the bathroom?!"" Me: (Mouth full of mints) ""I KNOW!"""

"Does an Eskimo ever think about drizzling their house with delicious flavored syrups and eating it?"