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"Your mom is like this joke old and overused"
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"""You're getting an MFA in English? Wasn't your Bachelor's useless enough for you?"" -second degree burn"
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"Second Honeymoon Wife was reading a travel magazine and asked her husband.. ""Honey, should we try Greece for our second honeymoon?"" Husband replied ""What's wrong with KY?"""
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