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Joke of the Day
"What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas? ...Baaaaaahumbug"
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"What is the Similarity between McDonalds and Anal sex? When we were young, we were told McDonalds was fine for us. But when we grew up... we found out it wasn't at all!"
"""Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee."" - Portland, Oregon"
"If a fly does not fly, is it a walk? /music plays"
"A naked woman robbed a bank... No one could remember her face."
"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, They're under a buck!"
"Rumours of a food shortage..... Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies."
"What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash? ""It looks like we're going to Neverland."""
"In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients"