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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."

"If I was a coach, time outs would be awkward silences ending with, ""So, any good YouTube stuff?"""

"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"

"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""

"I have so much Astronomy work it's out of this world."

"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? The Wall."

"A girl said she has seen me in a vegetarian meeting... I told her I have never met herbivore"

"Prince: the artist formerly known as. . . . alive."

"What did they bilingual foot model say as he enjoyed chips and warm bread by the fireplace? ""Tengo toasty toes, toast y toes, y Tostitos."" My friend just posted this to Facebook :)"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"