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Joke of the Day
"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine..."
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"If you were 8 years old when ""red, red wine"" was released UB40 now."
"Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!"
"Pot bellied pigs are gateway pigs to cocaine bellied pigs."
"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn"
"I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot."
"My girlfriend won't give me road head... She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking."
"Every time I use hand sanitizer I wonder about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn't killed. What the hell kind of scary shit is that?"
"[laying in bed] wife: Did you remember to find a stud before you hung the TV up? me: Yes *sound of TV crashing to the floor* me: No"
"Online dating is like a bakery You've got the flakes, the fruitcakes, and the tarts."