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Joke of the Day
"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine..."
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"There are a lot of advantages white people have over black people. But there's one advantage gay blacks have over white ones. When a gay black comes out, they only have to deal with one parent."
"What do you call the hair of a centaur? Humane."
"I called work and told them I have Anal Glaucoma... Just couldn't see my ass coming in today."
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics They tested positive for WD40"
"What's the rule for Twitter crushes? So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms."
"Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash. Who was saved? The Russian people"
"I can just about tolerate pens... ...but I have to say I draw a line with pencils."
"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew sits at the back of the oven."