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Joke of the Day
"The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana."
Next Joke
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an ese"
"My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone."
"I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stolen ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Last ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Of ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^us"
"Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people? They're on a whole other dimension"
"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!"
"My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of 'ironic', which was ironic because we were at a train station."
"Why do black people think about sex so much? Because there's pubes on their heads."
"Why do doctor's offices take your blood pressure AFTER weighing you? Of course it's going to be high then."
"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."