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Joke of the Day
"The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana."
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"If Cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?"
"Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing? Because he would just go home and master bait."
"How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it."
"Need help getting these blackheads off my face How do I politely ask these nice African American gentleman to take turns ?"
"I think the Netherlands should have a duke rather than a king... [x-post from r/puns] ""The Dutchy of the Netherlands"" has a nice ring to it."
"Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie."
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"My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...So I packed her things and left."