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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an ese"
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"A mother publicly argued with his son... ...Somewhere along the lines, the mother yelled to his son: ""You motherfucker!"" The first thought that came to my mind was ""Wow, that's a Lil TMI for me"""
"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"
"What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep."
"What do rodents do after dinner? Gopher a walk."
"Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !"
"President Obama to rename the White House"
"If Patrick Bateman from American Psycho had a butler, what would the butler call him? ""Master Bateman."""
"We could have saved 10 - 15 lives a year if Noah would have just said ""ya know what, bears? No"". Plus the Cubs wouldn't be a team."
"There are two types of people in this world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.... .."