69366

Joke of the Day

"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"

"Heroin really messed up my household... All the spoons are missing."

"How do you cancel your appointment at the spermicides bank? You call and say you can't cum. Edit:typo"

"Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter."

"Having sex with your clone... Is it incest or masturbation?"

"Like a midget at a urinal.... I'm going to have to stay on my toes. Credit: Naked Gun"

"I'm all ""class"". The first two letters really aren't necessary."

"Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet."

"bill nye is short for william new years eve"

"Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax."