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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of 'ironic', which was ironic because we were at a train station."

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"Things that we wished were delivered 1. Taco Bell 2. OP 3."
"What colour is eight? Purple (According to my 3 year old son)"
"""God"" not mentioned in Democratic platform means they don't worship God. ""Money"" mentioned eleven times in Republican platform."
"I told my girlfriend I would get a picture of her on my new debit card... So that even if we break-up, she'll still be taking my money."
"My grandparents worked hard to make sure their kids had everything and I'm working hard and not having kids to make sure I keep everything."
"Why do engineers have to practice their social skills? So they don't forget either of them."
"WOLVERINE'S DAD: Son do you know why I named you Wolverine WOLVERINE: No, father WOLVERINE'S DAD: It is because my name is Wolverine's Dad"
"*Pays bills* *Bank turns off debit card for suspicious activity*"
"Earth asks Mars... ""Why has Venus been so distant lately?"" Mars answers ""shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"""