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Joke of the Day

"Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people? They're on a whole other dimension"

"I found my wheelie bin in the middle of the street this morning. If I hadn't brought it back in, it could have wheelie bin dangerous."

"A cow with no voice is thrown into a black hole An immoovable object meets an unstoppable force."

"Good news, you survived the horrific car crash. Sadly we couldn't find the other guy's arms but we managed to reattach all four of yours"

"The other day my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating... ...when I asked why, he said ""So I can finish the examination."""

"Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when put in the oven."

"HELLO, FIRST TIME CALLER, LONG TIME LISTENER, OCCASIONAL MURDERER."

"Anyone know of an escort service that offers an affordable bj? My hatchback has been harder to stop lately."