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Joke of the Day
"My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone."
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"How to test your dog's IQ A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $19.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."
"Did you hear that they are rebooting the show Six Feet Under? I heard that Robin Williams will be starring in it"
"What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother? Look, Ma! No hands!"
"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."
"That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the garbage."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."
"I clocked this beautiful woman earlier. I'll probably never see her again it was a pretty big clock."
"Gandalf gave me a test... I didn't pass."
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry ... haven't ""they"" heard that ""seven days without food makes one weak?"""