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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."
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"Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left."
"What flower loves to be in the sun? Sunflower."
"All it took was a skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty."
"Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak? Because the hamburger is in the ground state."
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it's two tired."
"How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down"
"You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant."
"Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope's all quitty! - Nuns N' Moses (I'm so sorry)"
"[Wakes up in hospital after car crash] I'm afraid we had to amputate both of your feet. ""OMG why?"" You were too tall to fit in the ambulance"