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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."
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"How do you know when a joke has gone too far? It's elected President."
"He's street smart. Sesame Street smart."
"Dear Mom and Dad, if you can read this tweet, Congratulations!!! it's time for lesson number 10."
"Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?"
"What is Scooby Doo's favorite program language? Ruby Ruby Roo!"
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world The ones who can count, and those who can't."
"Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like."
"Where is this joke from. I heard he's so tough/,badass that he killed 2 guys with 1 bullet... no gun."
"""Are you crying .?"" ""No, my eyes are sweating -_____-"" #ITTS"