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Joke of the Day

"I walked into my sisters room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Stolen ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Last ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Of ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^us"

"I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other."

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"I'm not flirting. I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive. "

"A blind man walks into a bar... then a table, then finally a chair."

"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."

"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"I came back from vacation with a serious addiction ...to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around."

"Why is the mathematician mad? Because he's a calcul-hater."

"[invention of blue cheese] ""this cheese has gone off"" sell it ""but it's gone mouldy"" I SAID SELL IT! ""fine"" & double the price ""are u ok?"""