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Joke of the Day
"Stop with the blind jokes ... I don t see the point."
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"Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"What did the the physiatrist say to the electron You have a lot of negative energy built up"
"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? because it was stuck in a crack"
"Wanna know the best joke ever? Read the top comments...."
"Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone but doesn't!"
"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."
"I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall."
"I'm going to stop wearing cologne and taking showers... Because if I'm going to smell like an asshole, I'll do it all natural."
"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."