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Joke of the Day
"Stop with the blind jokes ... I don t see the point."
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"6: Dad what's a Kardashian? Me: Nobody really knows... 6: Sounds really stupid Me: I love you"
"I tried smuggling child porn across the border once.... and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those fucking kids!"
"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."
"Q: What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? A: She was beside herself."
"My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs."
"Inspirational Tweet: Found the sock gone missing 7 weeks ago in today's clean laundry. Sometimes they come back, people. Keep the faith."
"If you do not say it, they can't repeat it."
"I like my women like I like my downloads... ...unzipped and on my desktop."