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Joke of the Day

"6: Dad what's a Kardashian? Me: Nobody really knows... 6: Sounds really stupid Me: I love you"

"BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7"

"""Subpar accommodations. One star."" - Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem."

"What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening? A sphinxter."

"For my birthday... For my birthday I got myself glasses. So my observational comedy's really improved"

"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

"How does a blonde turn on the light after making love? Opens the car door."

"Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins"

"My mom took my phone when I wasn't paying attention She said ""honey have you been watching porn?"" ""N-no mom why would you say that?"" I asked petrified. ""Because your search history is blank""."

"I think my favorite sexual organ is the one in the Milan Cathedral because that is the only organ I've actually had sex with."