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Joke of the Day
"My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs."
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"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !"
"A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar... and proceeds to moan in pleasure."
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"What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11? It turned into a hexagon."
"Catherine Zeta-Jones was recently diagnosed with bi-polar disorder half of the time she is Zeta, the other half shes Jones"
"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."
"What's the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat will lie *on* your face. A politician will lie *to* your face."
"Two guys walk into a bar, Which is kinda stupid because you'd think the second guy would have seen it."
"What is the bravest organ? The *gall*-bladder."