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Joke of the Day
"Why are they called dive bars? Because they have pool"
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"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."
"You are so ugly... ...the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand ripped through the toilet paper."
"That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends."
"Well..I updated my status...offended someone. Was deleted from their friend list...Yep..My work here is done "
"What's half of a tuba? A oneba."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn"
"Instead of Kanye learning anybody else's name, I bet he calls everyone Not Kanye."
"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."
"The best part about talking to a narcissist is how there isn't any pressure to add to the conversation."