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Joke of the Day
"If you do not say it, they can't repeat it."
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"What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."
"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over? A dirty double crosser."
"When you see someone driving with their shirt off it makes you feel so stupid for driving with your shirt on."
"I was going to kill myself. A : A week ago I wanted to kill myself. B : What? How? A : I'd jump off the roof. B : What changed your mind? A : I'm afraid of heights."
"What's brown and sticky? Shit"
"How are making love in a boat and Coors Lite similar? They're both fucking close to water,"
"I really thought my friend was my bro... Turns out it was just the placebro."
"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."
"How often do you hear element jokes on Reddit? Periodically!"