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Joke of the Day

"If you do not say it, they can't repeat it."

"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet."

"Guys I guess October is... Octover"

"Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?"

"A German walks into a French bar There is no counter."

"Have you heard of the new Xman? Caitlyn Jenner"

"My sister is a Cancer... ironic how she died... Killed by a giant crab."

"What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh..."

"Maybe I should get married. Its not like I have sex anyway."

"Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog"