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Joke of the Day

"Inspirational Tweet: Found the sock gone missing 7 weeks ago in today's clean laundry. Sometimes they come back, people. Keep the faith."

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"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."
"In a recent drug use quiz at work, I won. Nobody got higher than me."
"I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass"
"Q: What bone will a dog never eat? A: A trombone."
"You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah? I bet you have."
"That went swimmingly And I can't swim."
"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."
"NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper"