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Joke of the Day
"Who is FAPMAN's greatest nemesis? The Stroker."
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"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"
"A Rabbi and the Pope walk in a bar... A bar patron says, ""Hey, what is this, a joke?"""
"A joke from my dad: Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square? Because they were cutting corners."
"(Halloween Party) Friend: What's your costume? Me: I'm dressed as ""A total disappointment"" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah."
"A cannibal in the jungle passed his brother. Think about that."
"Tequila doesn't make me drunk and disorderly, it just seems that way, cuz Police Reports are all written by cops."
"We don't need a girlfriend... Our assignments irritates us everyday... that's enough!!"