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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square? Because they were cutting corners."
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"Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda"
"I like all my women to be Just the same as my morning coffee, I.e. liquid and hot, Often drunk on a yacht And usually bought for a fee."
"Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!"
"If she is married or has a boyfriend make sure she swallows the evidence."
"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the altar boy in the back off the head"
"Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?"
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in a field of tall grass? Pleasing."
"Why are black people unable to get a PhD Because they can't get past their masters."
"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."