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Joke of the Day
"A cannibal in the jungle passed his brother. Think about that."
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"""""When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. Remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you."""""
"What is the difference between a panda, four lesbians and a firetruck?"
"The word ""Caesar"" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other."
"The dumbest joke I've ever heard. Donald Trump"
"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?"
"Do not underestimate me. 16 just dared me to eat the fish food. It's freeze-dried worms. Wasn't bad. I'm hungry."
"I see bed, people."
"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame"
"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."