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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor He says, ""Doc, I got a problem. I take a huge shit every morning at 8."" The doctor asks, ""How is that a problem?"" The man says, ""I don't wake up until 10:30."""

"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."

"What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme? Ring Around the Rooooozaaay."

"What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter"

"Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!"

"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."

"A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a coke. The bartender says ""Is Pepsi ok?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."""

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was kewl."

"I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate."

"I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face."