177104
Joke of the Day
"What's the most flexible type of music group? An elastic band."
Next Joke
"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"
"My brother just threw a carton of milk at me wtf , how dairy"
"[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist."
"Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death. Who will win? Everybody."
"I once sent nude pictures to everyone in my contacts list. Not only was it embarrassing... It cost me a fortune in stamps."
"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."
"What did the pirates say who stole Kim Kardashians jewelry? We wanted her booty!"
"What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."
"Saw a vanity license plate that said ""ILUVLUV."" I hope she luvs getting 4 new tires and a windshield."