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Joke of the Day

"What's the most flexible type of music group? An elastic band."

"What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit? (Offensive)"

"I was taken by aliens! I couldn't get away, I don't speak Spanish!"

"Unlike MC Hammer's regulations, you can pretty much touch anything of mine you want."

"starting to realize that maybe the only reason i go to see movies in theaters is so i dont hav to face my reflection during dimly lit scenes"

"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."

"what's the difference between an elephant and a sicilian grandmother? the black dress"

"My favorite knock knock joke * knock knock * -whose there? * hapch * -hapch who? * Bless you!"

"Mentos should print little messages on their mints like ""you're awesome"" or ""looking good"" and call them Complimentos."

"Microsoft Office Stolen Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"