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Joke of the Day

"Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."

"I wanted to start a business selling soap art, but soapart.com was already taken by a support group for divorcees."

"Why do Jews have a big nose? Because air is free"

"CSI is like Scooby-Doo for old people."

"A nun walks into a grocery store Nun: ""Hi I'd like to buy a cucumber."" Clerk: ""Well, why don't you buy two, so you can eat one."""

"Why does a man name his penis? Because he doesn't want a total stranger making 90% of his decisions."

"I now realize that my mom did not actually have eyes in the back of her head. She just did as I do, randomly yell out ""stop it"" every 30 min"

"My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape."