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Joke of the Day

"Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"2007: OBAMA'S COMIN' FER YER GUNS 2008: comin' 2009: almost 2010: any day 2011: seriously 2012: ok now 2013: i think.. 2014: nope 2015: well"

"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."

"One man's whore is another man's whore."

"Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet."

"How did one pothead greet the other? High"

"Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7? She never let go, Jack."

"Went into Dollar Store. Asked for a dollar. Cashier did not give me one. Suing company for false advertising."

"Rape. Short word, long sentence!"

"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."