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Joke of the Day

"A nun walks into a grocery store Nun: ""Hi I'd like to buy a cucumber."" Clerk: ""Well, why don't you buy two, so you can eat one."""

"Why didn't Hitler go to strip clubs? Because he didn't like poles."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."

"What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it? It got all sappy"

"My father would always tell me, ""Son, someday you will go far..."" ""and I hope to God that you stay there."""

"Urethra! I've done it! ...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery. ""I don't think that's quite right sir,"" says the patient."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession with Linkin Park But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"Need the best Hillary I need the best Hillary Clinton joke there is. The worst the better. I need to tell my history teacher. Shes a Hillary supporter. Dirtier the better"

"When Piaget studies children he becomes a well known name. When I study children I get escorted out of my local park."

"Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics.. called TakeJuan'sDough."