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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to start a business selling soap art, but soapart.com was already taken by a support group for divorcees."

"What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."

"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."

"two peanuts walk into a bar one was a salted"

"For every action, there is an reaction, and with a reaction there is a suing. ~Fine Bros."

"During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone."

"Goodnight computer *instantly grabs phone*"

"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"

"So I recently discovered there's a black man in my family tree... he's still hanging there."

"Damn girl, are you an octagon? Cause there's like 8 different sides to you."