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Joke of the Day

"CSI is like Scooby-Doo for old people."

"Test post, do not click. You suck at following directions."

"What's a Vikings favourite dance? The Loki cokey."

"Al Gore should have had a band named The Algorehythms. Courtesy of my dad at lunch today."

"*Police arrested two kids* ** Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.**"

"Two Problems with North Carolina: Too many racists, and too many GODDAMN ASIANS."

"Looks like Black Friday started early in Ferguson"

"[stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself."

"After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde. He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion."

"I haven't used the computer in my basement since 1994 because the topless jpg. of Pamela Anderson is still downloading."