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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, ""My Blue Heaven"""

"Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."

"- I'm here to register for the pessimists' club. - Is the glass half empty or half full? - What glass? - Gentlemen, we have a new leader!"

"What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop? A Merangue-utang :-D"

"Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, Fast!"

"Wife just got me a new tv for Christmas! Looks like my New Years resolution is 1080."

"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"

"I've been trying to sell my child to any house that will take her. I'm a daughter door salesman."

"What do you call a stuck up slut? Cuntseeded"

"I like my Thanksgiving turkey like I like my own ass On the dining room table, with my family gathered round, and with my grandmum's fists in it pulling out the stuffing."