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Joke of the Day
"What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop? A Merangue-utang :-D"
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"A guy goes to see a psychiatrist He's frantic. He says to the doctor, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE!"" The doctor says, ""calm down, you're two tents."""
"I don't have to be attractive. I am an asshole. Women swarm to me."
"Gee this couple posted so many selfies during their trip. They must've had a great time proving us they had a great time."
"---. I regret that Remorse code"
"Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car crash? He was an Oregon donor."
"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie ""Man on the Moon""."
"I want a sandwich in the streets and a sandwich in the sheets."
"What do you call a blind German? A Not See"
"What do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of their class? Doctor."