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Joke of the Day

"What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop? A Merangue-utang :-D"

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. ""Dad dad"" he said ""there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face."" ""Tell him you've already got one"" said his father."

"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""They wouldn't renew Sex and the City for another season."""

"If the free sample lady at the grocery store isn't handing out something I want I don't even acknowledge her as a human being."

"I can't wait for turkey dinner tomorrow. I love middle eastern food."

"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"

"Gay people try to say they're not as permiscuous as they're made out to be, but I've had three separate gay men offer me blowjobs And I've never had that happen with a straight guy"

"Today we gain an hour thanks to Day Light Savings Time. What are going to do with it? ....gotcha bitch!"

"hear about the guy who got an Indian tattooed on his arm his arm stopped working"

"The blond girl and the car What did the blond girl say when she saw the car? Answer: That's the lost one right there."