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Joke of the Day

"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"

"FROM THE FIRST BITE YOU CAN TELL CELERY DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN"

"What's the difference between a drunk Morse code operator and a lesbian? One's a lit clicker and the other is a clit licker."

"I thought it was a staring contest but then I realized the guy had a glass eye so now I can never go back to that gas station again."

"How many of you are household pets reading tweets while your owners nap?"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."

"I took a poll recently, and 100% of strippers were angry they had nothing to dance on."

"Two strangers are introduced ""you have such a lovely name"" ""thanks, I got it for my birthday"""

"Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP!"

"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"